The Wisdom of Spam
Part 5-10

Actors die so loud.

I am always doing things I can't do, thats how I get to do them.

Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.

You get whatever accompishment you are willing to declare.

Glory built on selfish principles is shame and guilt.

Anyone who interprets or defines your rights controls your destiny.

The Wisdom of Spam
Part 4

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

Monkeys With Typewriters
The Wisdom of Spam
Part 1-3

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

These are actual statements taken from spam.

As some of you may know I administer my own domain, which means I get to read all the emails which are sent to dead addresses on my domain.  Addresses I haven't used in years, literally.  Every so often when going through the mountains of spam I receive on these address (generally about 10 messages per day on 5 addresses) I'll come across a 'gem' stuffed inside some otherwise garbled jumble of random text, or advertizements for Viagra.

I have been compiling these for a while and I think now is the time to begin bringing these little gems to the world, cleaned off and shined up, in a segment I think I'll call:

Monkeys With Typewriters:
The Wisdom of Spam

To kick things off I'll post 1, 2, and 3 together.